A
commentator lazy to strike
Go crazy when he gets a mike!
For other
teams they use
Blitzkrieg, mind blowing and crushing
For me it’s
always
Slow starters, lack of fire and just a team!
When I win, it
is only by luck
& the other had just a bad
day in office!
When others win, they crushed us to muck
And we don’t have a clue and
vanish!
When other
team wins, it is by merit
And when I win, it is by fluke!
May the
other teams strong on paper
We rely on just when it matters!
The whole of
media is biased on me,
For I am the one who beats their
odds!
I don’t know
why it is so…
Though I proved my mettle also!
When I don’t
win many in early stage,
I am termed as slow starters!
If I win
seven in a row tearing others into piece,
It’s a case of early peeking to
go for crack!
When Mumbai
rules the Ranji roost,
They are termed as Kings of
Domestic!
Season after
season I make (them) to drink more boost
In IPL, why amn’t King, you
pessimist?
When Bhajji jumps
awkwardly to get Gayle’s Gangnam,
Media hails it as his own version.
When Vijay dances
after a catch to get Bravo’s moves,
He is not upto it and Media says ‘frusturation’!
When I get
into playoff by net run rate,
Media says it is a back door
gate!
When I top
the table on league phase,
Media says it’s case of early
peek!
When other
team tried out 8 on top to bat with Sachin,
They are meant for trying best combo out!
Keeping mind
on big match player & not to shuffle the team often,
People ask me to throw him (Vijay) out!
Every
journalist / commentator support the West
They do the same on films
almost!
Bollywood
hangs on large viewership,
Nowhere near the Kollywood’s mastership!
Same way we
go, hi all of you,
If not you, our fans are here to
see us through!
I don’t buy
a lot of guys for millions
And bench them for photo-shoots!
Don’t they get bored?
If I pay millions
to my guys,
I play them for all matches in
dual role to extract more!
When people
bring on captains from all over the world
Even changing them within a
season to get the gold
I am the
only team with a single captain
Not for this, but for all six season
– that is untold!
While others
use funnily Davis cup method,
With non-playing captain for form
& fitness,
I have a
captain who plays all 3 formats for national side
Also for my IPL & CL by
taking the load on his stride!
We are not a
team of champions,
But certainly a champion team!
We don’t buy
people for crores,
We buy on horses for courses!
We don’t shuffle
the team so much
For you can see the core team remains
for 6 seasons!
We don’t muddle
if one scores not much
We know he will stand up when
required since seasoned!
We don’t entertain
by rapid starts
Only to end up few runs short,
We score
slow and keep wicket-fall low
to give our hitters a massive GO!
We neither
take great one-off catches for WoW,
Just hold them all whatsoever
come our way!
We don’t have
pacers with lighting speed
We send slow balls just not to
feed!
All this
without umpire and player clash or boo
As you see we possess the fair play
award too!
We live for
the fans and they are with us,
Haven’t you seen yellow on all
the grounds?
Some say we
are 90’s Aussies
Some say we are MU of cricket
People say CSK
is AUS
for shining when it matters most!
People say MI
is SA
for good in league and choke in big!
We don’t know
what to say
Except to go humbly on business
every day!
My dear
Media
You are never on my side-ya!
MY NAME IS
CSK…!
Don’t come on my way, please escape!
By
CSK @ whistle podu!
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